How California is becoming more like the Philippines every day

1. Jollibee's, Max's Chicken, Ma Mon Lok, Red Ribbon Bakery
   
2. water rationing
   
3. rolling blackouts
   
4. mosquito borne diseases (west nile virus)
   
5. action hero actors as politicians
   
6. smog
   
7. You can watch ABS-CBN anywhere
   
8. Billboard ads are in Tagalog
   
9. ousting of leaders before the full term is up
   
10. tsinelas are now in fashion for every day use