please no more

Evil Clown wants to know where to send the big spoon and fork for the upcoming wedding. Unfortunately a big spoon and fork will not be on the bridal registry, we have way too many of them. I can count 3 sets already in our combined possession. In a year, we're talking BIG @$$ garagesale. I can understand why fusion is such a difficult thing in physics. How do you combine two separate households together without anyone's world imploding?