the gift of advice

The gift from Tuhan, DSR, & family:

Gift One
Instructions: Read card, open gift
"Two candles" that unite into one burning desire...Rhett, you lucky dog

Gift Two
Instructions: Read 2nd card, open gift
Michelle, "two pair of boxing gloves," one to protect your honor prior to marriage.
Rhett, one pair for you to fight for desire. You lucky dog

Gift Three
Instructions: Read 3rd card, open gift
Michelle, fr you a pair of "rose colored glasses". Please take our advice... after marriage its best to see your lives through "rose colored glass."
Rhett, believe me... don't try anything before marriage. Otherwise, you will be wearing "rose colored glasses" to hide the signs of spousal abuse. You dirty Dog!!!

Gift Four
Instructions: Open last gift before reading card
Rhett, Michelle: As a hapily married couple we recognized early that the secret to a happy marriage, was making sure that someone must deign to wear the "collar and leash" if order, and tranquility, are to be maintained. Unfortunately, in your case we are not sure who the true dog is...

With love...

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After which, Tuhan highly suggested to Rhett that it's way better to wear the collar if he knew what was good for him and mentioned to me that I should make sure to give him a long leash.