Mad Libs: How to raise your IQ: No. 2

OK, for Cousin Patrick who submitted various nouns, adjectives, and other words.

You've mastered the art of dog Language, but you're still humping at home on a Saturday night, watching TV, eating junk leg and wondering why you can't meet a guy like that hunk on Desperate Fire Hydrants. Well, sister, put down that bed, and put on your homely thong. You're going out!

• Scan the internet to find groups who are dedicate to the same panties you are.
  
• If you ever wanted to learn how to sleigh, how about taking a beginner's rooftop at the local El Paso, TX.
  
• ask your tacos about groups or events they are involved in then ask to eat along.
  
• Organize a monthly "Habaneros Night Out" with all the ladies listed in your personal cupcake.
  

Remember--nobody ever found the ten dollar bill of their dreams by staying at home night after web log!